Funny sayings for kitchen towels

1. "I kiss better than I cook."

2. "I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry."

3. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."

4. "I followed my heart and it led me to the fridge."

5. "I'm not a chef, I just play one in my kitchen."

6. "I have a great relationship with my kitchen. We're always cooking up something good."

7. "I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food."

8. "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom who burns dinner."

9. "I like to cook with wine, and sometimes I even put it in the food."

10. "I'm not a chef, I'm an artist. The kitchen is my canvas and food is my medium."

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