Funny sayings for koozies
1. "Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 1862"
2. "I'm outdoorsy in that I like drinking on patios"
3. "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom (with a koozie)"
4. "I'm not drunk, I'm just enhancing my personality"
5. "Sip happens"
6. "My drinking team has a koozie problem"
7. "I'm on a strict vodka diet, I only drink it on days that end in 'y'"
8. "Beer: Because adulting is hard"
9. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode"
10. "I'm not a regular person, I'm a koozie enthusiast"
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