Funny sayings for leaving cards

1. "Sorry to see you go, but at least now we can blame someone else for the office mess!"

2. "Goodbye and good luck! Just remember, the grass isn't always greener on the other side... sometimes it's just more astroturf."

3. "Farewell, we'll miss you! But don't worry, we'll still gossip about you behind your back."

4. "Leaving so soon? We were just starting to get used to your weird quirks!"

5. "Wishing you all the best in your new adventure! Just remember, if all else fails, you can always become a professional cat herder."

6. "Bon voyage! Don't forget to send postcards from your new job... we'll be waiting to hear all about the drama!"

7. "Goodbye and good riddance! Just kidding, we'll actually miss you... a little."

8. "We'll miss you like a hole in the head... but seriously, we'll miss you a lot. Take care!"

9. "Off to new horizons, eh? Just remember, the grass may be greener on the other side, but it's also full of weeds."

10. "So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye! Just remember, you can always come back... if you really want to."

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