Funny sayings for memorial cards
1. "I told you I was sick!"
2. "I'm not dead, I'm just taking a really long nap."
3. "I always knew I'd go out with a bang!"
4. "Don't worry, I'll haunt you in your dreams."
5. "I may be gone, but my sense of humor lives on."
6. "I'll be watching you from the other side, so behave!"
7. "Death is just nature's way of telling you to slow down."
8. "I may be gone, but my jokes will live on forever."
9. "I hope they have WiFi in heaven, I have some memes to share."
10. "I'll be the one causing mischief in the afterlife, don't you worry."
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