Funny sayings for message boards
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
4. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
5. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
6. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
8. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a deadline."
9. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just prioritizing my attention elsewhere."
10. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."
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