Funny sayings for mom

1. "I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure. Thanks, Mom!"

2. "I asked my mom for a million dollars, but she said I was worth more than that. Thanks, Mom!"

3. "I told my mom I wanted to be a comedian, and she laughed. Well, she's not laughing now... because I'm hilarious! Thanks, Mom!"

4. "I asked my mom if I was adopted, and she said, 'Not yet, but we're still considering it.' Thanks, Mom!"

5. "My mom always said, 'If you can't say something nice, say something sarcastic.' Thanks, Mom!"

6. "My mom's favorite exercise is running late. Thanks, Mom!"

7. "My mom always said, 'Don't make me come up there!' Well, I'm still waiting for her to come up here. Thanks, Mom!"

8. "My mom's cooking is so bad, the flies chipped in to fix the screen door. Thanks, Mom!"

9. "My mom always said, 'I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.' Well, I'm still waiting for her to take me out to dinner. Thanks, Mom!"

10. "My mom's idea of a balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. Thanks, Mom!"

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