Funny sayings for mothers

1. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out!"

2. "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom."

3. "I'm not yelling, I'm just projecting my love loudly."

4. "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom."

5. "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom."

6. "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom."

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8. "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom."

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