Funny sayings for new moms
1. "Sleep is for the weak...and the childless."
2. "I used to have a social life, now I have a baby."
3. "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom...who hasn't slept in days."
4. "Becoming a mom means trading in your designer bags for diaper bags."
5. "Motherhood: where every day is a new adventure in bodily fluids."
6. "I used to be a queen of multitasking, now I'm just a mom."
7. "I never knew I could survive on so little sleep until I became a mom."
8. "Being a mom means never having a clean house or a full night's sleep ever again."
9. "I used to judge parents...now I am one."
10. "Motherhood: the toughest job you'll ever love...and also the messiest."
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