Funny sayings for outdoor signs
1. "Free air guitar lessons - just bring your own air guitar!"
2. "Caution: Unattended children will be given an espresso and a free puppy."
3. "Don't feed the squirrels, they're on a diet."
4. "Keep off the grass, unless you're a unicorn."
5. "Warning: Trespassers will be tickled mercilessly."
6. "Please do not feed the ducks, they are on a low-carb diet."
7. "Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips."
8. "If you can read this, you're not hiking fast enough."
9. "Beware of falling nuts (both the squirrel and the tree kind)."
10. "No Wi-Fi here, talk to each other instead."
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