Funny sayings for people bad with money
1. "I'm not broke, I'm just pre-rich."
2. "I have a black belt in spending money I don't have."
3. "I'm not irresponsible with money, I'm just financially adventurous."
4. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see money, and I eat it."
5. "I'm not poor, I'm just temporarily low on funds."
6. "I'm not bad with money, I'm just funding the economy single-handedly."
7. "I'm like a human ATM - Always Taking Money."
8. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm just supporting the retail industry."
9. "I'm not financially reckless, I'm just living in the moment... of spending."
10. "I'm not broke, I'm just between financial opportunities."
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