1. "Wrap it before you tap it!"
2. "Don't be silly, protect your willy!"
3. "Cover your stump before you hump!"
4. "No glove, no love!"
5. "Keep it safe, wrap that snake!"
6. "Don't make a mistake, use a latex cake!"
7. "Shield your sword before you explore!"
8. "Don't be a fool, cover your tool!"
9. "Condoms are a must, trust in the lust!"
10. "If you're going to score, cover it before you explore!"
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There are several apocryphal sayings attributed to Jesus that are not found in the canonical Gospels. Some of these sayings are found in texts such as the Gospel of Thomas, the Gospel of Judas, and the Gospel of Mary. Here are a few examples of apocryphal sayings of Jesus:1. I am the light that is
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1. Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D. Wolfelt2. Good food is all the sweeter when shared with good friends. - Unknown3. The fondest memories are made gathered around the table. - Unknown4. Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we may diet. - Harry Kurnitz5. Life
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