1. "Smooth as a baby's bottom, but definitely not as cute."
2. "Bald and bold down below."
3. "Less hair, more aerodynamic."
4. "The naked mole rat of the genital region."
5. "Shave and behave, that's my motto."
6. "Bare down there, handle with care."
7. "No grass, all class."
8. "Silky smooth, like a freshly peeled grape."
9. "Less hair, more flair."
10. "Shaved and ready for action, like a sleek sports car."
Above is Funny sayings for shaved testicles.
1. The people's voice is stronger than any weapon.2. Freedom is worth fighting for, even if it means sacrificing everything.3. Injustice can only be defeated by unity and courage.4. The revolution is not over until every voice is heard and every right is restored.5. Tyranny may reign for a
1. A cheater is always a cheater.2. Once a cheater, always a cheater.3. Trust is like a mirror, once it's broken, you can never look at it the same way again.4. Infidelity is like a knife in the heart.5. Betrayal is the ultimate form of disrespect.6. The pain of betrayal is like a poison
1. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs2. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer3. Believe you can and you're halfway there. - Theodore Roosevelt4. The futu
1. May your retirement be filled with joy, relaxation, and new adventures.2. Wishing you a retirement filled with happiness, good health, and endless opportunities.3. May your retirement be the beginning of a new chapter filled with peace, contentment, and fulfillment.4. Congratulations on yo
1. Pop the top and let the good times flow!2. Unlocking the deliciousness within.3. Crack open a can of happiness.4. Turning cans into culinary creations.5. The key to unlocking flavor.6. Opening up a world of possibilities.7. Lifting the lid on convenience.8. Canned goods, fresh tast
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Here are some imposter quotes and sayings:1. Fake it till you make it.2. I may not be there yet, but I'm closer than I was yesterday.3. You are not a fraud just because you feel like one.4. Imposter syndrome is just a sign that you're growing.5. Don't compare your chapter 1 to someone else'
1. Actions speak louder than words.2. The early bird catches the worm.3. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.4. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.5. You reap what you sow.6. Don't cry over spilled milk.7. Better late than never.8. A penny saved is a penny earned.9. E
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1. Safety doesn't happen by accident.2. If you think safety is expensive, try having an accident.3. Safety first, because accidents last.4. Don't learn safety by accident.5. Safety is no accident.6. Safety rules are your best tools.7. Better safe than sorry.8. Safety is as simple as A