Funny sayings for someone turning 40

1. "Life begins at 40... but so do those pesky gray hairs!"

2. "Turning 40 is like fine wine - it only gets better with age... and a few wrinkles."

3. "At 40, you're not old, you're just a classic!"

4. "40 is the new 30... until you try to stay up past 10 pm."

5. "They say 40 is the new 20... but with more back pain and fewer all-nighters."

6. "Welcome to the fabulous 40s club, where the only membership requirement is a good sense of humor!"

7. "Turning 40 is like reaching the top of the hill... and realizing there's a whole rollercoaster ride ahead!"

8. "Life begins at 40... and so do the reading glasses and the mid-life crisis sports car."

9. "40 is just a number... a really big, round, significant number."

10. "They say 40 is the new 30, but let's be real - it's more like the new 'where did I leave my keys?'"

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