Funny sayings for sore bums
1. "My bum is so sore, it's like I did a thousand squats...while sitting on a cactus!"
2. "My bum is feeling more bruised than a banana in a blender."
3. "Sitting down feels like I'm negotiating a peace treaty with my sore bum."
4. "My bum is so sore, I could swear I sat on a porcupine in a past life."
5. "I've got a sore bum that feels like it's auditioning for a role in a horror movie."
6. "My bum is so sore, it's like I did a marathon on a pogo stick."
7. "If my sore bum had a voice, it would be screaming 'ouch' in Morse code."
8. "My bum is so sore, it's considering filing a complaint with HR."
9. "Sitting down is a real pain in the butt...literally!"
10. "My sore bum is proof that even sitting can be a full-contact sport."
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