1. "Dropping the kids off at the pool."
2. "Gotta go see a man about a horse."
3. "Time to release the Kraken."
4. "Making a deposit at the porcelain bank."
5. "Taking a trip to the porcelain throne."
6. "Squeezing out a victory."
7. "Dropping a deuce."
8. "Sending a fax to the sewer office."
9. "Laying some cable."
10. "Taking a load off."
Above is Funny sayings for taking a poop.
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1. Sweet dreams and a peaceful night.2. Rest well and wake up refreshed.3. May your night be filled with tranquility and serenity.4. Sleep tight and let go of all worries.5. As the night falls, may your worries fade away.6. May your dreams be as sweet as your slumber.7. Wishing you a re
1. La vida es mejor en la playa (Life is better at the beach)2. Arena en los pies, felicidad en el corazón (Sand in the feet, happiness in the heart)3. Bajo el sol y junto al mar, todo se olvida (Under the sun and by the sea, everything is forgotten)4. El mar llama y yo debo ir (The sea call
1. I bleed black and cry tears of darkness.2. My heart is a graveyard of broken dreams.3. I wear my scars like a badge of honor.4. My soul is a storm of pain and sorrow.5. In a world of darkness, I am the shadow.6. My demons whisper sweet nothings in my ear.7. I am a prisoner of my own
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1. A penny for your thoughts.2. Actions speak louder than words.3. All's fair in love and war.4. Bite the bullet.5. Break the ice.6. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.7. Every cloud has a silver lining.8. Fortune favors the bold.9. Give someone the benefit of the doubt.10
1. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.2. I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down.3. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.4. I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.5. I'm friends with 25 letters of the
When the cat's away, the mice will play.