Funny sayings for turning 40 years old

1. "Life begins at 40... but so do those pesky gray hairs!"

2. "Turning 40 is like fine wine - it only gets better with age... and a few more wrinkles."

3. "At 40, you're not old, you're just a classic!"

4. "They say 40 is the new 30... but my knees beg to differ."

5. "40 is when you finally start to appreciate the 'snooze' button on your alarm clock."

6. "Turning 40 is like upgrading to the deluxe edition of adulthood - complete with extra responsibilities and a few more creaks and groans."

7. "Life is like a roll of toilet paper... the closer you get to the end, the faster it goes. Happy 40th!"

8. "Forty and fabulous... or at least that's what I keep telling myself in the mirror."

9. "They say 40 is the new 20... until you try to stay up past 10 pm."

10. "Welcome to the fabulous 40s club, where the only membership requirement is a sense of humor about aging!"

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