Funny sayings for ugly people flirting
1. "Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'fine' written all over you... oh wait, that's just your face."
2. "If beauty is only skin deep, then you must be a bottomless pit."
3. "Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te... just kidding, you're more like Pb-Ugly."
4. "Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your face."
5. "Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for... in the 'ugly' category."
6. "If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction."
7. "I must be a mirror, because every time I look at you, I crack up."
8. "Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."
9. "If I had a dollar for every time you made me laugh, I'd be broke."
10. "I must be a magnet, because every time I see you, I'm repelled."
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