Funny sayings for valentines day
1. "Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it's probably crap."
2. "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm terrible at poetry, but I love you."
3. "I love you more than Kanye loves Kanye."
4. "You're the cheese to my macaroni, the peanut butter to my jelly, and the love of my life."
5. "I love you even more than pizza, and that's saying a lot."
6. "You're the reason I smile like an idiot when I think of you."
7. "I love you more than a squirrel loves nuts."
8. "You're the jelly to my peanut butter, the bacon to my eggs, and the marshmallows to my hot chocolate."
9. "You're the only fish in the sea for me, and I'm so glad I reeled you in."
10. "I love you more than a sloth loves naps."
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