Funny sayings for vasectomy

1. "I'm shooting blanks now, but at least I can't miss the target!"

2. "I'm officially retired from the baby-making business."

3. "My swimmers have been benched for good."

4. "I've got a vas deferens opinion on having more kids."

5. "No more little swimmers, just a dry dock now."

6. "I've been neutered, but I'm still a stud in my own mind."

7. "My days of playing 'Hide and Seek the Condom' are over."

8. "I've had the snip-snip, now I'm just a spectator in the game of life."

9. "I've traded in my fertility for freedom."

10. "My vasectomy was a cut above the rest!"

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