Funny sayings for weddings

1. "Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade."

2. "Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener."

3. "A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person."

4. "Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops."

5. "Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there."

6. "Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband."

7. "A good marriage is one where each partner secretly suspects they got the better deal."

8. "Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering."

9. "Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions."

10. "Marriage is not just a word, it's a sentence... a life sentence!"

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