1. "Wine a little, laugh a lot."
2. "Sip happens."
3. "Wine a bit, you'll feel better."
4. "Wine not?"
5. "Wine o'clock somewhere."
6. "You had me at Merlot."
7. "Wine a fine idea."
8. "In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria."
9. "Wine a little, it'll make you feel better."
10. "Wine a little, it'll make you feel less whiney."
Above is Funny sayings for wine tumblers.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.Don't compare apples to oranges.The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.You are the apple of my eye.Rotten apples spoil the barrel.The apple of discord.
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1. It's like talking to a brick wall.2. I might as well be speaking a different language.3. They just don't get it.4. I feel like I'm banging my head against a wall.5. I'm talking but it's like they're not even listening.6. It's like trying to explain colors to a blind person.7. I might
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1. If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.2. You're not stupid, you just have bad luck when thinking.3. I'm not saying you're dumb, but you have the intellectual capacity of a potato.4. You're like a dictionary, except you only have one word: clueless.5. If brains were
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