Funny sayings from around the world
1. "The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." - Unknown
2. "Even a broken clock is right twice a day." - Unknown
3. "You can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs." - French Proverb
4. "A watched pot never boils." - English Proverb
5. "If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans." - Woody Allen
6. "When the character of a man is not clear to you, look at his friends." - Japanese Proverb
7. "A day without laughter is a day wasted." - Charlie Chaplin
8. "The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with." - Marty Feldman
9. "If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito." - Dalai Lama
10. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade." - Unknown
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1. Grant yourself the grace to grow and evolve.2. Grant yourself the freedom to make mistakes and learn from them.3. Grant yourself the power to choose your own path and follow your dreams.4. Grant yourself the strength to overcome challenges and obstacles.5. Grant yourself the wisdom to li
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1. Live long and prosper. - Spock, Star Trek2. D'oh! - Homer Simpson, The Simpsons3. How you doin'? - Joey Tribbiani, Friends4. I've made a huge mistake. - Gob Bluth, Arrested Development5. That's what she said. - Michael Scott, The Office6. I've always depended on the kindness of strange