Funny sayings from kids

1. "I'm not sleeping, I'm just resting my eyes."

2. "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom."

3. "I didn't do it, my imaginary friend did."

4. "I'm not messy, I'm just creatively organized."

5. "I'm not a kid, I'm a future adult."

6. "I'm not lost, I'm just exploring."

7. "I'm not talking to myself, I'm having a meeting with my thoughts."

8. "I'm not late, I just arrived at a different time zone."

9. "I'm not small, I'm just vertically challenged."

10. "I'm not hungry, I'm just bored with the food options."

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Funny hot air balloon sayings

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