Funny sayings from mom to son

1. "You were such a cute baby, what happened?"

2. "I brought you into this world, I can take you out!"

3. "I brought you up to be strong and independent, but don't forget I can still ground you."

4. "You may be taller than me now, but I can still give you a good smack upside the head."

5. "I love you more than words can express, but if you don't clean your room, I might have to disown you."

6. "I didn't raise you to be a couch potato, get up and do something productive!"

7. "You're my favorite son... just don't tell your siblings."

8. "I may not always be right, but I'm never wrong."

9. "I'm your mom, not your maid. Clean up after yourself!"

10. "You may think you're a grown man now, but you'll always be my little boy."

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