Funny sayings from scousers
1. "I'm so skint, I can't even afford to pay attention."
2. "I'm sweating like a glassblower's arse."
3. "I'm off to see a man about a dog."
4. "I'm not being funny, but..."
5. "I'm so hungry, I could eat the crotch out of a low-flying duck."
6. "I'm so tired, I feel like I've been run over by the Mersey Ferry."
7. "I'm so confused, I don't know whether to wind my watch or bark at the moon."
8. "I'm not daft, you know."
9. "I'm not being funny, but I'm funnier than you."
10. "I'm not being funny, but I'd rather have a cup of tea than a pint."
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