Funny sayings from step brothers
1. "I'm not gonna call him dad. Even if there's a fire!"
2. "Did we just become best friends? Yup!"
3. "I'm Dale, but you have to call me Dragon."
4. "I'm burying you in the ground, and this time I'm not gonna leave you a breathing tube."
5. "I'm gonna put my nutsack on your drum set!"
6. "I'm Catalina Wine Mixer ready!"
7. "I'm not a doctor, but I am a karate master."
8. "I'm a peacock, you gotta let me fly!"
9. "I'm gonna fill a pillowcase full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!"
10. "I'm gonna roll the dice and take my chances!"
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