Funny sayings from the south
1. "Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!"
2. "He's slicker than snot on a doorknob."
3. "I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park."
4. "She's two sandwiches short of a picnic."
5. "He's so country, he thinks a seven-course meal is a possum and a six-pack."
6. "I'm as confused as a fart in a fan factory."
7. "He's busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest."
8. "She's as welcome as a skunk at a lawn party."
9. "I'm sweatin' like a sinner in church."
10. "He's as handy as a pocket on a shirt."
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