1. "That's what she said." - The Office
2. "How you doin'?" - Friends
3. "Did I do that?" - Family Matters
4. "Serenity now!" - Seinfeld
5. "I've made a huge mistake." - Arrested Development
6. "D'oh!" - The Simpsons
7. "Bazinga!" - The Big Bang Theory
8. "I've got a bad feeling about this." - Star Wars: The Clone Wars
9. "You're killin' me, Smalls!" - The Sandlot
10. "I am Groot." - Guardians of the Galaxy
Above is Funny sayings from tv shows.
The measure of a man is not determined by his possessions, achievements, or status, but by his character, integrity, and how he treats others. It is not about how high he climbs, but how he lifts others up. It is about his kindness, compassion, and willingness to help those in need. Ultimately, the
1. Hope your birthday goes swimmingly!2. You're o-fish-ally another year older!3. Wishing you a fintastic birthday!4. You're a catch! Happy Birthday!5. Have a whale of a time on your birthday!6. Don't be koi, have a great birthday!7. Hope your birthday is as bright and colorful as a cor
1. Shake it like a polaroid picture.2. Shake it 'til you make it.3. Shake it off.4. Shake it up, baby.5. Shake it like a salt shaker.6. Shake it like you mean it.7. Shake it 'til you break it.8. Shake it with love.9. Shake it to the beat.10. Shake it and season it.
1. Golf is a game where you yell 'fore,' shoot six, and write down five.2. Golf is a lot like taxes - you drive hard to get to the green, and then end up in the hole.3. My brother's golf swing is so bad, even the trees duck when he tees off.4. Golf is the only sport where you can yell 'fore'
1. Double the fun, double the joy, double the birthday wishes for two special girls/boys!2. Two times the laughter, two times the cheer, wishing a double birthday that's full of good cheer!3. Two peas in a pod, two candles to blow, happy birthday to the dynamic duo!4. Twice the cake, twice th
1. And they lived happily ever after.2. Their love story had a perfect ending.3. Their love knew no bounds, and they lived happily ever after.4. Their love story was a fairy tale come true.5. Their love was a forever kind of love.6. Their love story had a happily ever after ending.7. Th
Here are some cute fortune cookie sayings that you can print out:1. You are a shining star in a world full of darkness.2. Happiness is just around the corner, keep going!3. Your smile is contagious, spread it around.4. Believe in yourself and magic will happen.5. You are one in a million, n
1. Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. - Robert Frost2. Love is the poetry of the senses. - Honoré de Balzac3. Love is the voice under all silences, the hope which has no opposite in fear; the strength so strong mere force is feebleness: the truth more first than sun, mor
1. Home is where the Army sends us.2. I may be small, but my dad/mom is mighty.3. I'm a proud military brat.4. My hero wears combat boots.5. Semper Fi, little guy/gal.6. I have a hero, I call him/her mom/dad.7. I'm a little soldier in training.8. My parent serves, I stand tall.9. Br
1. I'm a big kid now!2. I want it, I need it, I gotta have it!3. I'm the boss of my own life!4. I can do it all by myself!