Funny sayings funny coasters
1. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing the durability of the floor."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
4. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
5. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
6. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
7. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."
8. "I'm not a chef, I'm an artist in the kitchen."
9. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just prioritizing my time."
10. "I'm not old, I'm a classic."
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1. Wakanda forever! Happy birthday!2. May your birthday be as fierce and powerful as the Black Panther.3. On your special day, channel your inner Black Panther and rule the day!4. Sending you vibranium-powered birthday wishes!5. Celebrate your birthday like the king/queen of Wakanda!6. Un
1. Go Dawgs!2. Between the hedges3. Commit to the G4. How 'bout them Dawgs?5. Dawg Nation6. Sic 'em7. Red and Black attack8. Run the damn ball9. Glory, glory to old Georgia10. Keep Choppin'
1. Better to die on your feet than live on your knees.2. The only thing worth stealing is a woman's heart.3. A true bandit never shows mercy.4. Gold may shine, but bullets speak louder.5. In the land of bandits, trust no one but your gun.6. The law may have a long arm, but my bullets are
Sure, here are a few candy gram sayings and poems you can use:1. You're sweeter than the candy in this gram, sending you love and hugs, bam bam bam!2. Roses are red, violets are blue, this candy gram is just for you!3. Sending you a sweet treat, because you're oh so neat!4. Life is like a box
1. May your troubles be as few as your selfies and your blessings be as plentiful as your likes.2. Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.3. Dance like no one is watching, sing like no one is listening, and party like it's your last day on Earth.4. Keep calm and party on.5. Life is
Here are a few Irish sayings that may be associated with Notre Dame:1. May the road rise up to meet you, and the wind be always at your back. - This is a traditional Irish blessing that could be used to wish good luck to the Notre Dame football team before a game.2. There are only two kinds of pe
1. Alone we can do so little; together we can do so much. - Helen Keller2. We may be alone, but we are not lonely when we are together. 3. In solitude, we find ourselves; in togetherness, we find each other.4. Alone we are strong, together we are unstoppable.5. United we stand, divided we f
1. All Cows Eat Grass - for the notes on the lines of the bass clef (G, B, D, F, A)2. Good Boys Do Fine Always - for the notes on the spaces of the bass clef (A, C, E, G)3. Great Big Dogs Fight Animals - for remembering the order of the notes on the lines (G, B, D, F, A)4. All Cars Eat Gas -
1. I'm not a shrimp, I'm a crawfish with attitude!2. Don't be shellfish, share your crawfish with me!3. I'm feeling a little 'cray' today, like a crawfish!4. I'm not just a bottom feeder, I'm a top-notch crawfish!5. I'm shell-shocked by how delicious these crawfish are!6. I'm not crabby,
1. Shurima, your emperor has returned.2. The order is given.3. A ruler must choose his hour.4. The sands reveal the true ruler.5. The desert is within us all.6. The past is a tapestry of what lies ahead.7. The order is given.8. The sands claim us all.9. The sands of time are never-e