Funny sayings greeting cards

1. "You're like a fine wine - getting better with age... and a little bit fruity too!"

2. "You're not old, you're just a classic!"

3. "Age is just a number... and yours is unlisted!"

4. "You're not getting older, you're increasing in value!"

5. "You're so fabulous, even your candles are jealous!"

6. "You're not over the hill, you're just on a roll!"

7. "You're like a fine cheese - getting sharper with time!"

8. "You're not old, you're just retro-cool!"

9. "You're aging like a fine whiskey - smooth and full of character!"

10. "You're not old, you're vintage chic!"

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Inspirational sayings for new parents

1. Parenthood is a journey of love, growth, and endless possibilities.2. The love between a parent and child is a bond that can never be broken.3. In the eyes of your child, you are their whole world. Cherish every moment.4. Parenting is a constant learning experience, but the love you give i

Card sayings for money gift to adult child

1. May this gift of money bring you joy and help you achieve your dreams.2. Wishing you financial success and abundance with this gift.3. Use this money to treat yourself to something special, you deserve it.4. Here's a little something to help you along your journey to financial freedom.5.

Sister brother quotes sayings

1. A sister is a gift to the heart, a friend to the spirit, a golden thread to the meaning of life. - Isadora James2. A brother is a friend given by nature. - Jean Baptiste Legouve3. Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together. - Sam Levenso

World famous quotes and sayings

1. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs2. In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.3. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. - Franklin D. Roosevelt4. The best way to predict the fu

Natural sayings and phrases

1. Birds of a feather flock together2. A penny for your thoughts3. Actions speak louder than words4. The early bird catches the worm5. Don't count your chickens before they hatch6. Every cloud has a silver lining7. A watched pot never boils8. Don't cry over spilled milk9. The grass

T shirts bodybuilding sayings

1. Train Insane or Remain the Same2. Eat Clean, Train Dirty3. Sweat is Just Fat Crying4. No Pain, No Gain5. Muscles Made in the Gym, Abs Made in the Kitchen6. Strong is the New Sexy7. Lift Heavy, Lift Hard8. Beast Mode On9. Train Hard, Win Easy10. Pain is Temporary, Pride is Forev

Arts supplies sayings

1. Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams2. Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton3. Every artist was first an amateur. - Ralph Waldo Emerson4. Art is the most intense mode of individual

Happy new year sayings and pictures

Here are some happy new year sayings and pictures for you:1. Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right. - Oprah Winfrey2. May the new year bring you courage to break your resolutions early! My own plan is to swear off every kind of virtue, so that I triumph even when I fall!

Bossy sayings

1. My way or the highway.2. Do as I say, not as I do.3. I'm the boss, so just do it.4. Don't question me, just follow orders.5. I don't pay you to think, I pay you to work.6. You'll do it because I said so.7. I'm in charge here, so listen up.8. I'm the boss, and what I say goes.9. Y

Sayings about wasted love

1. Love wasted is like a flower wilting before it blooms.2. Wasted love is a heartache that lingers long after the love is gone.3. Love squandered is a treasure lost forever.4. Wasted love is like pouring water into a broken vessel.5. A love unappreciated is a love wasted.6. Wasted love l