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1. The child who has found the true Guru is saved. 2. The child who has the Guru's support is never alone. 3. The child who walks on the path of righteousness will never stumble. 4. The child who serves others with love and compassion will find peace within. 5. The child who meditates on th
1. May your Christmas be filled with joy, love, and laughter.2. Wishing you a magical holiday season filled with peace and happiness.3. May the spirit of Christmas bring you warmth and cheer.4. Sending you warm wishes for a merry and bright Christmas.5. May your heart be light and your spir
1. Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own.2. Jealousy is the cousin of greed.3. Jealousy is the fear of comparison.4. Jealousy is the ulcer of the soul.5. Jealousy is the tribute mediocrity pays to genius.6. Jealousy is the jaundice of the soul.7. J
1. Gobble 'til you wobble!2. Thankful, grateful, blessed.3. Feast mode: ON.4. Grateful hearts and full plates.5. Eat, drink, and be thankful.6. Thanksgiving vibes and pumpkin pies.7. Gratitude is the attitude.8. Turkey time and family vibes.9. Thankful for moments like these.10. B
1. May the road rise up to meet you, but not too quickly.2. You're about as useful as a waterproof teabag.3. You're as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit.4. May your troubles be less and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door.5. You're about as sharp as a bea
1. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs2. In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.3. The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. - Edmund Burke4. The gr
1. I'm not a barber, I'm a magician. I make hair disappear!2. I'm not just a clipper, I'm a hair artist!3. I may be small, but I pack a big cut!4. I'm like a ninja with these clippers, silently cutting away!5. I don't just cut hair, I sculpt masterpieces!6. I'm the Picasso of the hair wor
1. Have a magical birthday filled with pixie dust and wishes come true!2. Wishing you a day as special as you are, filled with Disney dreams and happiness.3. May your birthday be as enchanting as a fairy tale, with love and laughter all around.4. Sending you Mickey-sized birthday wishes for a
1. Serenity now!2. I've got a lot of problems with you people, and now you're going to hear about it!3. It's not a lie if you believe it.4. You want a piece of me? You got it!5. I'm back, baby!6. You think you can keep us out of Florida? We're moving in lock, stock, and barrel. We're gonn
1. A grandchild fills a space in your heart that you never knew was empty.2. Grandsons are the best kind of trouble.3. Grandsons are a blessing from above, filling our hearts with joy and love.4. Grandsons make the world a little brighter, a little happier, and a whole lot more fun.5. Grand