Funny sayings i dont know much about

1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."

4. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

5. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

6. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."

7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."

8. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm just naturally sarcastic."

9. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just prioritizing my to-do list."

10. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a deadline diet."

Above is Funny sayings i dont know much about.

Shorter than a sayings

Actions speak louder than words.

Funny southern sayings and meanings

1. Bless your heart - This phrase is often used in the South to express sympathy or pity towards someone, but it can also be used sarcastically to imply that someone is naive or foolish.2. Well, butter my biscuit - This expression is used to express surprise or astonishment. It's a playful way o

Gratitude sayings for yoga

1. Gratitude is the open door to abundance. 2. Gratitude unlocks the fullness of life. 3. Inhale gratitude, exhale negativity. 4. Gratitude turns what we have into enough. 5. Yoga is the practice of gratitude in motion. 6. Gratitude is the best attitude on and off the mat. 7. Thank your

Drunk best friend quotes and sayings

1. I may be drunk, but at least I'm not boring. 2. Alcohol may not solve your problems, but neither will water or milk. 3. I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by your presence. 4. I drink to make other people more interesting. 5. I'm not drunk, I'm just embracing my inner party animal. 6.

Cute sayings in latin

1. Amor vincit omnia - Love conquers all2. Carpe diem - Seize the day3. Dum spiro spero - While I breathe, I hope4. Fortune favet audaci - Fortune favors the bold5. In vino veritas - In wine, there is truth6. Non ducor, duco - I am not led, I lead7. Per aspera ad astra - Through hardsh

Sayings on love by shakespeare

1. Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - A Midsummer Night's Dream2. Doubt thou the stars are fire, Doubt that the sun doth move, Doubt truth to be a liar, But never doubt I love. - Hamlet3. Love is a smoke raised with the fume of sighs;

Bridal shower favor sayings for candy

1. Love is sweet, just like this treat!2. Thanks for showering us with love and sweets!3. Indulge in some sweetness, just like the love between the bride and groom.4. Sweet treats for our sweet guests, thank you for celebrating with us!5. A little something sweet to thank you for making our

Sayings for daughter in law on mother's day

1. To my wonderful daughter-in-law, you bring so much joy and love into our family. Happy Mother's Day!2. Thank you for being an amazing mother to our grandchildren and a cherished member of our family. Happy Mother's Day, dear daughter-in-law!3. You are a blessing to our family, and we are gra

Dog adapted movie sayings

1. You had me at woof. - Jerry Maguire2. To infinity and beyond... chasing my tail! - Toy Story3. I'll be bark. - Terminator4. You can't handle the woof! - A Few Good Men5. Life is like a box of dog treats, you never know what you're gonna get. - Forrest Gump6. Here's looking at you, pup.

Scottish gaelic good luck sayings

1. Gun rath air do shlighe - Good luck on your journey2. Tha mi 'n dòchas gun tèid gach soirbheachas leat - I hope that success will come with you3. Gun dèid leat - Good luck to you4. Tha mi 'n dòchas gun tèid gach math dhuit - I hope that everything goes well for you5. Gun robh mat