Funny sayings it& 39
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
4. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
5. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
6. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a long-term break."
7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
8. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just prioritizing my cat's needs."
9. "I'm not addicted to social media, I'm just highly engaged with my online community."
10. "I'm not a quitter, I'm just on a prolonged coffee break."
Above is Funny sayings it& 39.
1. Love thy neighbor as thyself.2. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.3. It takes a village to raise a child.4. United we stand, divided we fall.5. Faith can move mountains.6. Actions speak louder than words.7. The truth will set you free.8. Forgive and forget.9. Char
1. Plant happiness in your herb garden.2. Herbs are the spice of life.3. In the garden of life, herbs are the seasoning.4. Grow herbs, sow happiness.5. Herbs: where flavor meets fragrance.6. A garden without herbs is like a meal without seasoning.7. Herbs: nature's gift to the kitchen.
1. חג אורים שמח! (Chag urim sameach!) - Happy Festival of Lights!2. נס גדול היה פה (Nes gadol haya po) - A great miracle happened here.3. ברוך אתה יי אלוהינו מלך העולם, שעשה ניסים לאבותינו בימים ההם בזמן הזה (Baruch atah Adonai Eloheinu melech ha'olam, she'asah nisim la'avoteinu bayamim hahem bazman
1. A mother is like a flower, each one beautiful and unique.2. A mother's love is the heart of the family.3. Mom: a title just above queen.4. Behind every great child is a truly amazing mother.5. Mothers hold their children's hands for a while, but their hearts forever.6. Home is where yo
1. Even a blind squirrel finds a nut sometimes, but a mouse will always find the cheese.2. When the cat's away, the mice will play... and probably make a mess.3. Squeak softly and carry a big piece of cheese.4. A mouse in the house is worth two in the field... unless you're the one cleaning u
1. Happy birthday to my partner in crime, my confidante, and my best friend. Here's to another year of laughter and unforgettable memories!2. On your special day, I just want to remind you how grateful I am to have you as my best friend. Cheers to many more years of friendship and fun!3. To my