Sure, here are a few funny Jewish sayings:
1. "If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans."
2. "Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?"
3. "Even a fish wouldn't get into trouble if it kept its mouth shut."
4. "If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there."
5. "If you're going to be a kvetch, you might as well be a good one."
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