Funny sayings kitchen towels
1. "I kiss better than I cook."
2. "I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry."
3. "I'm not a chef, I'm a magician. I turn 'hangry' into 'happy'."
4. "I have a kitchen because it came with the house."
5. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
6. "I only have a kitchen because it came with the fridge."
7. "I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food."
8. "I'm not a chef, I'm an artist. The kitchen is my canvas."
9. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
10. "I'm not a chef, I'm a food enthusiast with low standards."
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