Funny sayings knit dishcloth pattern
Here is a funny saying knit dishcloth pattern:
Materials:
- Worsted weight cotton yarn in two contrasting colors
- Size 7 knitting needles
Pattern:
Cast on 40 stitches in the first color.
Row 1: Knit across.
Row 2: Purl across.
Row 3: Knit across.
Row 4: Purl across.
Row 5: Knit across.
Row 6: Purl across.
Row 7: Knit across.
Row 8: Purl across.
Switch to second color.
Row 9: Knit across.
Row 10: Purl across.
Row 11: Knit across.
Row 12: Purl across.
Row 13: Knit across.
Row 14: Purl across.
Row 15: Knit across.
Row 16: Purl across.
Repeat rows 1-16 until dishcloth measures desired size, ending with the first color.
Bind off all stitches and weave in ends.
Optional: Embroider a funny saying onto the dishcloth using duplicate stitch or surface crochet. Some ideas for funny sayings could be:
- "I'm too hot to handle"
- "Dish me out some sass"
- "I'm on a roll, dish me up"
- "Don't be a dish-aster"
Have fun knitting and adding a touch of humor to your kitchen with this funny saying knit dishcloth pattern!
Above is Funny sayings knit dishcloth pattern.
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