Funny sayings of a hippy

1. "Peace, love, and tie-dye, man."

2. "I'm so Zen, I'm practically a yoga mat."

3. "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom... with crystals and incense."

4. "I'm not lost, man, I'm just on a cosmic journey."

5. "I'm one with the universe... and also with my snacks."

6. "I'm like a flower child, but with better WiFi."

7. "I don't need a map, man, I follow the vibes."

8. "I'm so chill, I make ice cubes jealous."

9. "I'm a free spirit... and also a free thinker when it comes to laundry."

10. "I'm not a regular human, I'm a stardust-infused cosmic being."

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