Funny sayings on church signs
1. "Don't make me come down there!" - God
2. "Free coffee, eternal salvation - what more could you want?"
3. "Honk if you love Jesus, text while driving if you want to meet him"
4. "God answers knee-mail"
5. "The best vitamin for a Christian is B1 (Be One)"
6. "Stop, drop, and roll won't work in hell"
7. "Exercise daily - walk with the Lord"
8. "Life is short, pray hard"
9. "God doesn't believe in atheists, therefore atheists don't exist"
10. "Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church"
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