Funny sayings on dish towels
1. "I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry."
2. "I like big bundts and I cannot lie."
3. "I'm not a hot mess, I'm a spicy disaster."
4. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
5. "I'm outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios."
6. "I run on coffee, sarcasm, and inappropriate thoughts."
7. "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom."
8. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
9. "I'm not lazy, I'm in energy-saving mode."
10. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
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