1. "I'm the reason we can't have nice things."
2. "Professional napper."
3. "I'm not spoiled, I'm just well taken care of."
4. "I'm not fat, I'm just fluffy."
5. "I farted."
6. "Will work for treats."
7. "I'm not a regular dog, I'm a cool dog."
8. "If you can read this, I will lick you."
9. "I'm not lazy, I'm energy efficient."
10. "I'm not misbehaving, I'm just testing your patience."
Above is Funny sayings on dog tags.
1. Swim with the current, not against it.2. Make a splash in life.3. Ride the waves of change.4. Dive deep into your dreams.5. Let your spirit soar like a dolphin in the ocean.6. Embrace the beauty of the sea.7. Find your pod and stick together.8. Playfulness is the key to happiness.
1. Keep on truckin'2. Peace, love, and happiness3. Groovy, man4. Don't worry, be happy5. Far out6. Right on7. Stayin' alive8. Make love, not war9. Do your own thing10. Let it all hang out
1. Sometimes the strongest friendships break when you least expect it. 2. A broken friendship can be a comma or a full stop, it's up to you to decide. 3. The saddest thing about betrayal is that it never comes from your enemies, but from those you trust the most. 4. When a friendship breaks,
1. We are all like the bright stars in the night sky, each shining with our own unique light.2. The stars remind us that even in the darkest of times, there is always a glimmer of hope.3. Reach for the stars, for even if you don't quite grasp them, you'll still land among the galaxies.4. Just
1. The North remembers.2. Winter is coming.3. A Lannister always pays his debts.4. The night is dark and full of terrors.5. Valar Morghulis (All men must die)6. Fire and blood.7. When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die.8. The things I do for love.9. The lone wolf dies,
1. Mom, you're the wine to my glass.2. Cheers to the best mom in the world.3. Sip, sip, hooray for Mom!4. Wine a little, laugh a lot with Mom.5. In wine and in motherhood, you're the best.6. Mom, you're aged to perfection.7. Wine and love, poured by Mom.8. Mom, you're the reason my gl
1. Spanish: La violencia engendra violencia. (Violence begets violence)2. French: La violence est le dernier refuge de l'incompétence. (Violence is the last refuge of incompetence)3. Italian: La violenza è il linguaggio degli stupidi. (Violence is the language of the stupid)4. German: Gewalt
1. I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode.2. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.3. I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity.4. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.5. I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?6. I'm not short, I
1. He is not here; He has risen. - Matthew 28:62. Behold the Lamb of God, who takes away the sin of the world. - John 1:293. For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son. - John 3:164. It is finished. - John 19:305. He was pierced for our transgressions, he was crushed for o
Don't count your chickens before they hatch, but when life gives you lemons, make lemonade.