1. "I told you I was sick!"
2. "Well, this sucks."
3. "I'll be back...maybe."
4. "Here lies someone who finally stopped procrastinating."
5. "I'm just here for the view."
6. "I left my keys in the other coffin."
7. "Don't worry, I'm not haunting you...yet."
8. "I always said I'd die laughing."
9. "I told you I was feeling grave."
10. "At least I won't have to pay taxes anymore."
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1. The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing. - Henry Ford2. Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards. - Vernon Law3. In the end, we only regret the chances we didn't take, the relationships we were afraid to have, and the decisions
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