Funny sayings on kitchen towels
1. "I kiss better than I cook."
2. "I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry."
3. "I have a kitchen because it came with the house."
4. "I'm not a chef, I just play one in my kitchen."
5. "I only have a kitchen because it came with the fridge."
6. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
7. "I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food."
8. "I'm not a chef, I'm an artist. The kitchen is my canvas."
9. "I'm not lazy, I'm in energy-saving mode."
10. "I'm not a chef, I'm a food enthusiast with a well-stocked kitchen."
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