Funny sayings on women aging
1. "Aging gracefully is just a nice way of saying you're slowly falling apart."
2. "Wrinkles are just roadmaps of a life well-lived."
3. "You know you're getting old when your candles cost more than your cake."
4. "Age is just a number, but wrinkles are a reality check."
5. "I'm not aging, I'm just becoming a vintage classic."
6. "They say with age comes wisdom, but I'm still waiting for the wisdom to kick in."
7. "Aging is like fine wine, it gets better with time... or so they say."
8. "You're not old, you're just a classic."
9. "I'm not old, I'm just well-seasoned."
10. "Aging is inevitable, but growing up is optional."
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