Funny sayings pillows

1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."

2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

3. "I'm not a morning person, don't talk to me until my pillow says so."

4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

5. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."

6. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."

7. "I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me."

8. "I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas."

9. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

10. "I'm not a snack, I'm the whole meal."

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Funny spiderman sayings

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Cute christmas sayings svg

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