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Cockney london sayings

1. Apples and pears - stairs2. Butcher's hook - look3. Trouble and strife - wife4. Dog and bone - phone5. Ruby Murray - curry6. Adam and Eve - believe7. Bread and honey - money8. Plates of meat - feet9. Barnet Fair - hair10. North and south - mouth

Card sayings for someone leaving a job

1. Wishing you all the best on your next adventure! You will be missed.2. Good luck on your new journey. Your hard work and dedication will be missed.3. Farewell to a fantastic colleague. Your positive energy will be greatly missed.4. As you move on to new opportunities, know that your contri

Birthday sayings to mom

1. Mom, your love and guidance have shaped me into the person I am today. Happy birthday!2. To the most amazing mom in the world, happy birthday! Your strength and wisdom inspire me every day.3. On your special day, I want to thank you for all the sacrifices you've made for our family. Happy bi

Partners quotes sayings

1. A true partner is someone who sees the potential in you that others do not, and helps you to realize it. - Unknown2. Partnership is not a posture but a process - a continuous process that grows stronger each year. - John F. Kennedy3. In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies,

Beach novelty shirt sayings

1. Sandy Toes & Salty Kisses2. Life's a Beach, Enjoy the Waves3. Mermaid Hair, Don't Care4. Beach Please!5. Shell Yeah!6. Sun, Sand, and a Drink in My Hand7. Tropic Like It's Hot8. Seas the Day9. I'm on Beach Time10. Let's Get Shipfaced

Sayings about inner peace

1. Peace comes from within. Do not seek it without. - Buddha2. Inner peace is the new success. - Unknown3. The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James4. Peace is the result of retraining your mind to process life as it is, rather than

Biscuit quotes sayings

1. Life is short, eat the biscuit. 2. A biscuit a day keeps the sadness away. 3. You can't buy happiness, but you can buy biscuits, and that's kind of the same thing. 4. In a world full of muffins, be a biscuit. 5. Biscuits are like hugs in edible form. 6. When in doubt, bake biscuits. 7

Car booty sayings

1. If the car's rockin', don't come knockin'.2. Got a big trunk to fit all my junk.3. My car's got back for days.4. Bootylicious ride.5. My car's got curves in all the right places.6. Trunk full of treasures.7. My car's got that bubble butt.8. Rear view game strong.9. Booty so big,

Sayings for spring cards

1. Bloom where you are planted.2. Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'3. Every flower must grow through dirt.4. Spring is a time of new beginnings.5. The earth laughs in flowers.6. Spring is the time of plans and projects.7. In the spring, at the end of the day, you should s

Overstaying your welcome sayings

1. Fish and visitors stink after three days.2. Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.3. Visitors, like fish, begin to smell after three days.4. Guests are like fish, they start to smell after three days.5. After three days, both fish and guests begin to stink.6. After a while