Funny sayings reddit

Sure, here are some funny sayings that have been popular on Reddit:

1. "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."

2. "I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down."

3. "I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands."

4. "I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already."

5. "I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why."

6. "I'm writing a book on reverse psychology. Please don't buy it."

7. "I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough."

8. "I'm reading a book about mazes. I got lost in it."

9. "I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads."

10. "I used to be a banker, but I lost interest."

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