Funny sayings that don't make sense
1. "I'm as confused as a cat in a dog park."
2. "He's about as useful as a screen door on a submarine."
3. "She's as sharp as a marble."
4. "I'm sweating like a snowman in a sauna."
5. "It's raining cats and dogs, but the cats are winning."
6. "He's as lost as a needle in a haystack."
7. "She's as quiet as a thunderstorm."
8. "I'm as hungry as a vegan at a barbecue."
9. "He's as clumsy as a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest."
10. "She's as happy as a clam at high tide."
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