Funny sayings that don t make sense
1. "I'm as cool as a cucumber in a bowl of hot soup."
2. "He's as sharp as a marshmallow."
3. "She's a few fries short of a Happy Meal."
4. "I'm busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest."
5. "He's about as useful as a screen door on a submarine."
6. "She's as confused as a fart in a fan factory."
7. "I'm sweating like a squirrel in a balloon factory."
8. "He's as lost as a needle in a haystack on a windy day."
9. "She's as graceful as a bull in a china shop."
10. "I'm as happy as a clam at high tide."
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