Funny sayings to girlfriend

1. "You're the cheese to my macaroni, the peanut butter to my jelly, and the bacon to my eggs."

2. "I love you more than pizza, and that's saying a lot."

3. "You're the reason I smile like an idiot when I think of you."

4. "If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard."

5. "You're the missing piece to my puzzle, the jelly to my donut, and the marshmallow to my hot chocolate."

6. "You're my favorite notification to receive."

7. "You're the Beyoncé to my Jay-Z, the peanut butter to my jelly, and the moon to my stars."

8. "I love you more than a squirrel loves nuts."

9. "You're the sprinkles on my cupcake, the cream in my coffee, and the sunshine on my cloudy days."

10. "You're the avocado to my toast, the Nutella to my spoon, and the wine to my cheese."

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