Funny sayings to put on aprons
1. "I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry."
2. "I kiss better than I cook."
3. "I'm not a chef, I just play one in the kitchen."
4. "I'm too sexy for my apron."
5. "Caution: Hot stuff coming through."
6. "I'm the boss in this kitchen... when my husband isn't home."
7. "I like big bundts and I cannot lie."
8. "I'm not a chef, I just look like one on TV."
9. "I don't always cook, but when I do, I wear an apron."
10. "Kiss the cook... if you dare."
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